// CREDITS:
// Slidshow 2.0
// By Urs Dudli and Peter Gehrig
// Copyright (c) 2002 Peter Gehrig and Urs Dudli. All rights reserved.
// Permission given to use the script provided that this notice remains as is.
// Additional scripts can be found at http://www.24fun.com
// info@24fun.com
// 3/20/2002

// IMPORTANT:
// If you add this script to a script-library or script-archive
// you have to add a highly visible link to
// http://www.24fun.com on the webpage
// where this script will be featured

// CONFIGURATION:
// Go to http://www.24fun.com
// and create your own slideshow
// with our new Visual Slideshow Generator.

var i_mes=0
var slide=new Array()
var message=new Array()
var messagelink=new Array()
var linktarget=new Array()
var fnt=new Array()
var fntsize=new Array()
var fntcolor=new Array()
var timer=new Array()
var layout=new Array()
var ie=document.all?1:0
var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all?1:0
var ns4=document.layers?1:0
var speed=20
var i_substring=0
var i_message=0
var messagecontent
var messagesubstring
var playmodus=true
var textdeco="none"
var slideshowcontent=""
var standstill=10000
var slidewidth=28
var slideheight=30
var slideshowheight=slideheight+40
var layout=1


slide[i_mes]="Art/sheep.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Sheep? I don't think so!"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_top"
i_mes++


slide[i_mes]="Art/ATT00040.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_top"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/picante.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/ATT01694.JPG"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_top"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/ATT01696.JPG"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_top"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/att7.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/blowjob.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/MAXHIGHO.jpg"
message[i_mes]="What makes you think I've been using drugs?"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/cat_carrier.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/bruinsteam.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Bruins Team"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/GIRLDRIVER1.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Girl Driver"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/GIRLDRIVER2.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Girl Driver"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/GIRLDRIVER3.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Girl Driver"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/GIRLDRIVER4.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Girl Driver"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/Icedup.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Yeah boss, gonna be late, got to scrape the ice off the car."
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/Iceberg2.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/girls-are-evil.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Girls are Evil"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/COKE.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/DALMATIO.JPG"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/drivedrunk.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/golfsign.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/Armydownsizing.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Army Downsizing"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++


slide[i_mes]="Art/HeineCoo.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/helpmeup.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Help Me Up"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/HORROR_M.JPG"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++


slide[i_mes]="Art/KLEENEX_.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/WORK.JPG"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/Lionmarriage.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Lion's Marriage"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++


slide[i_mes]="Art/Priceless.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Priceless"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/priceless2.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Priceless Again"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/RIGHT_WING_CHICKEN.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++



slide[i_mes]="Art/pic00041.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++




slide[i_mes]="Art/president.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++


slide[i_mes]="Art/DreamCar.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Woman's Dream Car"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++


slide[i_mes]="Art/Working.jpg"
message[i_mes]=""
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/unhappycomputer.gif"
message[i_mes]="Unhappy Computer"
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_self"
i_mes++

slide[i_mes]="Art/ProofthatGodexists.jpg"
message[i_mes]="Proof that God exists."
fnt[i_mes]="verdana"
fntcolor[i_mes]="000080"
fntsize[i_mes]=10
messagelink[i_mes]="http://home.att.net/~vallier/index.htm"
linktarget[i_mes]="_top"
i_mes++

var imgpreload=new Array()
for (i=0;i<=slide.length-1;i++) {
imgpreload[i]=new Image()
imgpreload[i].src=slide[i]
}
function gostop() {
clearTimeout(timer)
playmodus=false
}
function goplay() {
clearTimeout(timer)
playmodus=true
showslides()
}
function goforward() {
clearTimeout(timer)
playmodus=true
showslides()
}
function gobackward() {
clearTimeout(timer)
playmodus=true
i_message-=2
if (i_message==-2) {i_message=slide.length-2}
if (i_message==-1) {i_message=slide.length-1}
showslides()
}
function getslideshowcontent() {
slideshowcontent="<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0>"
if (layout==1) {
mescontent()
imgcontent()
}
if (layout==2) {
imgcontent()
mescontent()
}
if (layout==3) {
controlcontent()
imgcontent()
mescontent()
}
if (layout==4) {
mescontent()
imgcontent()
controlcontent()
}
slideshowcontent+="</table>"
}
function imgcontent() {
slideshowcontent+="<tr valign=top><td>"
slideshowcontent+="<a href='"+messagelink[i_message]+"' target='"+linktarget[i_message]+"'>"
slideshowcontent+="<img src='"+slide[i_message]+"' border=0>"
slideshowcontent+="</a>"
slideshowcontent+="</td></tr>"
}
function mescontent() {
slideshowcontent+="<tr valign=top><td align=center>"
slideshowcontent+="<a href='"+messagelink[i_message]+"' target='"+linktarget[i_message]+"' style='position:relative;font-family:"+fnt[i_message]+";color:"+fntcolor[i_message]+";font-size:"+fntsize[i_message]+"pt;text-decoration:"+textdeco+"'>"
slideshowcontent+=message[i_message]
slideshowcontent+="</a>"
slideshowcontent+="</td></tr>"
}
function controlcontent() {
slideshowcontent+="<tr valign=top><td align=center>"
slideshowcontent+="<a href='#' style='font-family:Arial;font-size:8pt'></a><a href='javascript:gobackward()' style='font-family:Arial;font-size:8pt'><<</a>   "
slideshowcontent+="<a href='javascript:goplay()' style='font-family:Arial;font-size:8pt'>play</a>   "
slideshowcontent+="<a href='javascript:gostop()' style='font-family:Arial;font-size:8pt'>stop</a>   "
slideshowcontent+="<a href='javascript:goforward()' style='font-family:Arial;font-size:8pt'>>></a>"
slideshowcontent+="</td></tr>"
}
function makevisible() {
if (layout==1 || layout==2) {
showslides()
}
if (layout==3 || layout==4) {
showstart()
}
}
function doreload() {
document.location.reload()
}
function showslides() {
if (playmodus) {
getslideshowcontent()
if (ie) {
ticker.innerHTML=slideshowcontent
}
if (ns6) {
document.getElementById("ticker").innerHTML=slideshowcontent
}
if (ns4) {
document.slideshowroof.document.ticker.document.write(slideshowcontent)
document.slideshowroof.document.ticker.document.close()
}
i_message++
if (i_message>=slide.length) {i_message=0}
timer=setTimeout("showslides()", standstill)
}
else {
clearTimeout(timer)
}
}
function showstart() {
if (playmodus) {
getslideshowcontent()
if (ie) {
ticker.innerHTML=slideshowcontent
}
if (ns6) {
document.getElementById("ticker").innerHTML=slideshowcontent
}
if (ns4) {
document.slideshowroof.document.ticker.document.write(slideshowcontent)
document.slideshowroof.document.ticker.document.close()
}
i_message++
if (i_message>=slide.length) {i_message=0}
}
}
if (ie) {
getslideshowcontent()
document.write('<div ID="slideshowroof" style="position:relative;width:'+slidewidth+'px;height:'+slideshowheight+'px;">')
document.write('<span ID="ticker" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left0px;"><table width='+slidewidth+' height='+slideshowheight+'><tr><td align=center valign=middle><font face=Arial size=1>Slideshow loading.<br>Please wait.</font>')
for (i=0;i<=slide.length-1;i++) {
document.write('<img src="'+slide[i]+'" border=0 width=1>')
}
document.write('</td></tr></table></span>')
document.write('</div>')
}
if (ns6) {
getslideshowcontent()
document.write('<div ID="slideshowroof" style="position:relative;width:'+slidewidth+'px;height:'+slideshowheight+'px;">')
document.write('<span ID="ticker" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left0px;"><table width='+slidewidth+' height='+slideshowheight+'><tr><td align=center valign=middle><font face=Arial size=1>Slideshow loading.<br>Please wait.</font>')
document.write('</td></tr></table></span>')
document.write('</div>')
}
if (ns4) {
getslideshowcontent()
document.write('<ilayer name="slideshowroof" width='+slidewidth+' height='+slideshowheight+'>')
document.write('<layer name="ticker" top=0 left=0><table width='+slidewidth+' height='+slideshowheight+'><tr><td align=center valign=middle><font face=Arial size=1>Slideshow loading.<br>Please wait.</font></td></tr></table></layer>')
document.write('</ilayer>')
document.close()
}

if (ie || ns6) {
window.onresize=doreload
}